Saturday 23 May 2009

ANSWERS ABOUT HIS MAJESTY.....

Today I give thyself the privilege of answering questions concerning his majesty "King Deadpool" as much as I can.

Q1. What is his real name?
A1. Jack, his last & middle names are unrevealed

Q2. I'm pretty sure his name is "Wade Wilson", why do some call him Jack like in the "Marvel Ultimate Alliance" website?
A2. Before he gets scarred & when he had hair & a mustache; his majesty was heavily injured and got healed & hosted by a nice couple of a man named "Wade Wilson", the real Wade & his adorable wife.

Q3. Why did he use his current name?
A3. He felt a lust for Wade's wife, he burned the house of the nice couple, killed the lady & left Mr. Wilson to be heavily injured

Q4. What happened to Wade?
A4. (Not the paper) He trained on black magic & mercenary works & became T-Ray, Deadpool's most hated foe

Q5. Why the heck does T-Ray put a plaster on his nose?
A5. Ask him, don't bother me

Q6. If Deadpool had a match against Spider-Man who is to win?
A6. I think they had, Deadpool is insane; he shall win in the area of jokes & insanity

Q7. Why didn't "Tom Cruise" play his role? Wade was once cursed to look like him & "Ryan Reynolds" gets the role?
A7. "Ryan Reynolds" plays funny, "Tom Cruise" is plain boring

Q8. WHY THE HECK DO YOU KEEP CALLING HIM HIS MAJESTY? HE IS NO MORE THAN A LOWLIFE MERCENARY SCUMBAG?
A8. Before you read about "Deadpool Incorporated" go read V#1 ish#37 of his majestic series to get the proper answer, to see his Royal Asgardian blood. Just look at him anyway, doesn't he look majestic enough to please your sore eyes?

Q9. V.1? What about the couple of series before this continuation?
A9. (this without doubt; is a tiny scrap of paper smaller than your pocket notebook) I never call a mini series a volume, it simply is no more than a short title to pocket in some extra cash and to make you wait a little less for newer stories

*Note: I (MAY, June, Juulyyyy) attach some royal images of his majesty soon enough, just be patient for as long as you can (I might die before posting the images, don't look up way too high)

To find answers for further question never hesitate to ask, but remember to always check this most Mjestic blog of laughter

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