Monday 20 July 2009

THE WORST STORY OF THE YEAR 2009

American Son: A 5 parts story consisting of Amazing Spider-Man #595-599

This is the cover of Amazing Spider-Man #599, the man in the armour based on "Anthony Edward Stark/Iron Man" technology is none other than "Norman Osbourn". The dude in front of him is wearing the armor of the project "American Son"

Part 1 & 2 are quite fun, the rest is utter garbage of a story about a conflict between "Norman Osbourn" and his son Harry.

*Chapter 1 (ASM 595):

Harry and Peter are in central park, Harry talks Peter into mingling with ladies to go steady, it doesn't go well for Pete. Harry sees his fathers jet and is angry.

In the "Front Line" office Peter is talking the staff about making a story of Norman's crimes, too bad for Peter that currently they can't stick anything to him.

Spidey has a chat with Wolverine requiring help to get Norman out of office then says he wants to kill him, Logan tells Spider-Man there is a difference between taking a man out of office and killing him. A joke comes during the chat about former president "George Bush jr"

At a dinner party in Mayor Jameson home Peter and J.J jr are to have a picture together (Peter has to make fun of them being future brothers since "J. Jonah Jameson sr"/"Jay Jameson" & "May Reilly Parker" are to unite at wedding). The Final guest "Norman Osbourn" arrives because he heard his son will be there and he wants Harry to join him.

Norman is in his limo with "Hand" all of a sudden Spider-Man ripps the cars roof and pulls Norman high in the sky and have a bloody chat (by every single letter) with Norman about leaving young Harry.

In his home; Harry meets his ex and learns she's pregnant with his son, Harry promises good for his ex and his spawn.

*Chapter 2-5:

Spider-Man fights Gargan to take his place to get Harry out of Norms building dressed as Venom, has a fight with Wolverine's son and wins, Norman asks Harry if this guy is Venom or Spider-Man and Spider-Man is unfortunate to have an honest Harry making his thighs bleed and gets shot in the head making him all tied up.

Garbage, Garbage, Garbage......I can't bare to explain the rest because it is pure garbage.

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B.N.D haters don't really need it, but:
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KEEP YOUR HANDS CLEAN FROM TOUCHING SUCH A WASTE OF MONEY & TIME
BLEEEEEECH