Tuesday, 23 June 2009

MARVEL CELEBRATES NUMBER 600

THOR #600

INCREDIBLE HULK #600

CAPTAIN AMERICA #600

AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #600: ALEX ROSS VARIANT

AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #600: JOHN ROMITA jr VARIANT

There is as well the Quesada variant for ASM, and there are supposed to be covers for Avengers & DareDevil #600 as well. Haven't seen a cover of #600 for any other title

Monday, 15 June 2009

DOES ANYONE HATE SUPERHEROES?

*I heard some people saying they do not like the superhero genre, but do you believe such words?

**My answer is: I absolutely do not believe this to be a fact, it is just a saying that has no base on any level. Please read my explanation:

There are so many people enjoy reading both Marvel & DC comics like my father & me, there are some people who believe Marvel comics are fantastic and DC comics sucks & vise versa those who believe DC to be awesome & Marvel is looked down upon by them as trash, there are those who like nothing from any of these and they don't even like image superheroes and they base on such thinking that "Superheroes are boring".

I don't believe this sentiment because the same people enjoy such things as "Harry Potter"(Dr. Strange: Sorcerer Surpreme is an example of magic in superheroes, to understand that the choice of HP isn't out of context). There are those who enjoy 'TRANSFORMERS': Super giant bots changing appearance and function and fighting to defend the good they believe in.

There are also those who enjoy such television series as "Buffy the Vampire Slayer", "Angel", "Heroes" & other kinds of superheroes television series, these series are about people with superhuman abilities defending their home against evil people & forces.

Other examples are in animes: Naruto, Bleach, Dragon Ball series, Onepiece & other sorts of animes. People hate superhero comics saying superhero genre is 'MEH' but they enjoy these animes.

See why I don't believe those who say such words? No matter how those who say so believe themselves they always enjoy things of such caliber.

Monday, 8 June 2009

MARVEL vs DC

Is Marvel better than DC? I mean in comics, characters, locations, as idols or victims, realistic or less realistic, whatever else of differences can be found.

Marvel comics basis their characters to be closer to reality so people would relate to them, give them real issues, place them in real locations mostly (except for Dr. Doom who is Latverian, there is no Latveria) "New York".

What kind of issues found in Marvel?

*Spider-Man is a main example: He is meant to be closer to human levels even with his powers, he must have real human issues (and don't put the Mephisto remark here, please) like girl troubles (I never saw the GF/BF thing anything but troublesome, specially between teenagers trying to lie or do things to impress the girls), money problems, seen as someone who cares for his own benifit more than others even if he has to place other peoples life in danger and pretend to save them just to be liked.

*The Mutants race is another example: Being different means scary, people look at them and act as if they are around monsters instead of humans with altered genes. Generally people are stupid (I don't seclude myself, I mean every human walking on the face of the planet no matter how high is his/her I.Q level). Guys like Wolverine are used as experiment subjects and want them controlled to make sure they don't rebel (they won't rebel if you don't hurt them).

*Ironman is idolized as an avenger, or at least he was: A weapon maker is sure to get caught by a weapon either if he/she designed it or not, he is an example on that. Also stress leads some to have alcohol addiction (why does some people turn their grief to the magic of the bottle with the disgusting drink? Islam forbids it for reasons but those who drinks it hardly look that way). He lost his friends sometimes, had arguments and fights with them, patched things up, ok.

Just now Marvel have an excessive amount of problems for their characters, I like stories about people with problems as long as they're fictional, they are more enjoyable to me and that makes "Marvel comics" more appealing to me. Marvel haters are weirdoes especially Spider-Man haters.

DC Universe didn't give their characters these many troubles, they started as making their heroes idolized instead of making their heroes (in their heroes form) troubled or hated, but they learned from Marvel and gave their characters some troubles to work with but not as excessivly as Marvel does

DC characters all live in fictional towns and cities, Batman has liberty island close to Gotham so we know Gotham is actually Manhattan with a different name and some difference in features, Times-Square is still there.
I think DC comics haters are weirdos to, especially ones who hate Batman
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Now I like both companies, they're all about superheroes so I don't really find any reason to hate either companies. Why the heck does some like a company and hate the other anyway? Most of the people who worked on DC worked on Marvel and the other way around:
*Grant Morrison*Alan Moore*Len Wein*Marv Wolfman*Roger Stern*Dan Jurgens*Chuck Dixon*Kurt Busiek*Mark Bagley*.........

ART BY A GREAT MAN

I searched on wikipedia about "Hal Jordan" and I learned about the great artist "Ethan Van Sciver". It is cruelty to not look at such great work and give a 'meh' or ignore such great work.

Saturday, 30 May 2009

KING DEADPOOL'S SERIES OF RANDOM WISDOMS: WSIDOM 1

Look at his royalty sitting and in control, isn't he someone you must take psychopathic advices from? Every now & then his majesty will come with a valubale random peace of advice you are obligated to obey psychotically (the only thing he is organised in is his missions) starting from today. Todays wisdom is:
"Close your eyes & keep spinning in circles around yourself shouting "OOOGAA BOOOGAAAA" repetitvely & you'll a have a respective audience observing you in a stray-jacket

Tuesday, 26 May 2009

MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE MANGAS/ANIMES

I gave you my favorite comic-book characters just soon before this, but I mainly give positives here

1. Detective Conan:
What can I say? I simply love detective comics
2. Eyeshield21: "Kobayakawa Sena" march as an "American Footballer" (as in he plays American Football since being a high-school freshman) is plain interesting & pure entertainment
3. Naruto: Up until we see the end of the "Naruto vs Sasuke" duel (I include with the main story some of the fillers)
4. Captain Tsubasa: Thay made so many animes on him, I know I just like them all
5. Samurai X (Ruroni Kenshin) the 1st OVA: It is so realistic, great animation and entertaining anime slicing
6. DragonBall GT (Not "Grand Turismo")
7. DragonBall Z
8. Death Note: Mainly for 'L'/"Ryuugai Heidaki" & "Kira"/"Yagami Light"
9. Hunter X Hunter
10. Full Metal Alchemist

11. Wild Striker: It is one of many animes based on Football (real football known as soccer)
12. Shaman King
13. Slam-Dunk

Monday, 25 May 2009

MEN IN TIGHTS

Every guy has a little friend that grows and shrinks, sometimes it feels good to be released from under the cover. Ever wondered how guys in tights hold up with the unsteady change of size???????

I shouldn't be ashamed cause it is a high resolutioned study in biology, no shame in knowledge; how can their gentials (penisis) comprehend with the tights during the change of size??????????

Saturday, 23 May 2009

SINCE O.M.D., RETCONS....

In Marvel they say nothing is retconned (or at least not much), but I'm back reading issues prior to O.M.Crap and here are my statments:

1. After Eugene/Flash Thompson woke from his long coma he hated the guts of "Puny Parker" once again, but they made him friends once again in the end of O.M.D

2. The bullet hole in May Parker's body

3. The powers of the other

4. The Organic Web-Shooters

5. Harry's death: In P.J's arc "Death in the Family" Harry was still in the grave, by that time his body is supposed to be eating by earthworms, but Quesada & group decided he should come alive again

6. Spider-Man transforming to a giant pregnant spider: This I'm sure they retconned since he uses his classic mechanical web-shooters

Sigh; I didn't talk about his identity or the marriage cause they say only these got retrconned. Hey Quesada; who do you think reads your comics to have this trick played on them? Infants?

ANSWERS ABOUT HIS MAJESTY.....

Today I give thyself the privilege of answering questions concerning his majesty "King Deadpool" as much as I can.

Q1. What is his real name?
A1. Jack, his last & middle names are unrevealed

Q2. I'm pretty sure his name is "Wade Wilson", why do some call him Jack like in the "Marvel Ultimate Alliance" website?
A2. Before he gets scarred & when he had hair & a mustache; his majesty was heavily injured and got healed & hosted by a nice couple of a man named "Wade Wilson", the real Wade & his adorable wife.

Q3. Why did he use his current name?
A3. He felt a lust for Wade's wife, he burned the house of the nice couple, killed the lady & left Mr. Wilson to be heavily injured

Q4. What happened to Wade?
A4. (Not the paper) He trained on black magic & mercenary works & became T-Ray, Deadpool's most hated foe

Q5. Why the heck does T-Ray put a plaster on his nose?
A5. Ask him, don't bother me

Q6. If Deadpool had a match against Spider-Man who is to win?
A6. I think they had, Deadpool is insane; he shall win in the area of jokes & insanity

Q7. Why didn't "Tom Cruise" play his role? Wade was once cursed to look like him & "Ryan Reynolds" gets the role?
A7. "Ryan Reynolds" plays funny, "Tom Cruise" is plain boring

Q8. WHY THE HECK DO YOU KEEP CALLING HIM HIS MAJESTY? HE IS NO MORE THAN A LOWLIFE MERCENARY SCUMBAG?
A8. Before you read about "Deadpool Incorporated" go read V#1 ish#37 of his majestic series to get the proper answer, to see his Royal Asgardian blood. Just look at him anyway, doesn't he look majestic enough to please your sore eyes?

Q9. V.1? What about the couple of series before this continuation?
A9. (this without doubt; is a tiny scrap of paper smaller than your pocket notebook) I never call a mini series a volume, it simply is no more than a short title to pocket in some extra cash and to make you wait a little less for newer stories

*Note: I (MAY, June, Juulyyyy) attach some royal images of his majesty soon enough, just be patient for as long as you can (I might die before posting the images, don't look up way too high)

To find answers for further question never hesitate to ask, but remember to always check this most Mjestic blog of laughter

Wednesday, 20 May 2009

OH MAN; AGAIN WITH THIS BULL

In the last page of Naruto chapter 447 Naruto does this common noblety hero mistake

"You're the villain, I hate you for destroying what/who I cherish the most but because I believe in good I won't kill you." Sure; take him as your prisoner where he can still kill everyone there or leave him and he can revive the bodies you killed and the body count rises once more.

I myself don't like killing, it isn't something my religion does not brohibt without perfectly good reasons like this Nagato guy here, but there are things we don't like and they are better than what we like.

So in the next chapter: "Nagato will attack once more?"

Wednesday, 13 May 2009

TOP 50 COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS: 10/10

46. EDWARD ELRIC: The older brother of two sons of "Huhenheim of Light", Edward doesn't like to be called short, if you do you'll laugh at what he does as anime character in anime, you don't want it to happen to you in reality.


47.GREEN ARROW: "Oliver Queen" is the earlier version of Hawkeye, appeared in the beginning of the silver age of comics

48. SHIN: The ace player for "Oujou White Knights" & the main rival of "Kubayakawa Sena", his plam hands are too strong he can't handle an electric device handed to him without breaking it. You see this man you find him training. He's never knows people through their faces; he recognizes one through body texture & movement. A modest and respecting gentelman ready to help you if you're in need (for a strong man & a fast runner)

49. TWO FACE: Former district attorney "Harvey Dent" is still a complex character with all his simplicity as a guy who makes his desicion by a coin flip.


50. UCHIHA SASUKE: Mostly when he is fighting Naruto. I believed he still has (or had) respect for his friends but he keeps it to himself until he decided to demolish Konoha.

I actually had an inspiration to do this list from various sites I found randomly and ignored later. Now that I'm through with my list I might think to find more or just ignore it, I finished 8/10 entries just today to finish this list. You can still view my unfinished list on VG characters

TOP 50 COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS: 9/10

41. YAGAMI LIGHT: In 'Death Note' series this bright young man finds justice within a note, he starts innocently killing only hard criminals going unpunished with heart-attacks through a little black notebook he found on the floor, the note book is dropped by a Shinigami (Death God) to reach a user. Light's genius mind helped him eliminate the whole F.B.I. team members working on his 'Kira' (killer) case. He also killed the one guy suspecting his truth without being noticed after killing the doubt of him being the killer.

42. Ryuuzaki/L: He uncovered the secret of the 'Kira' case and almost drove light to an edge before Light turned the table against L. I'm a sweet tooth and so is L, but L is too frightnongly a sugar consumer.

43. STEEL: The man within the armor built his body gear with limited resources, and with this he beats Iron-Man in builing an economically worthy body armour. Steel carries a heavy hammer, Tony doesn't carry a heavy thing or bigger than to enter his armor.

44. PICCOLO: If someone in a fighting tournament can recieve a hard blow, withstand it, look at the spectators then laugh hysterically and they get frightened and run from just his laugh can you not like him? That's just cruel.

45. HAWKEYE: I have an affinity for DC's archer "Green Arrow", he's a very skilled archer and he's the Batman with a bow and utility arrows instead of a small utility belt and he wears no cape at all. Hawkeye used to be a villain, he defeated Ironman and what made him enter this list instead of "Green Arrow" is "Chris Giarrusso" the mastermind behind "Mini Marvels"

TOP 50 COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS: 8/10

Some readers (or so many of those who enter the blog and read it) might think I am sexist because no chick is in my list, but they should read my gaming blog before shooting a flaming fiery accusation. Who doesn't really care about video games and want to see a chick here shouldn't worry cause I do have one on top of the list right here right now, so please do not complain on what I write:

36. NATASHA ROMANOV/THE BLACK WIDOW: Her role in "Chuck Dixon" & "Eduard Barreto" series "DareDevil & the Marvel Knights" placed her highly here before number 40. She's so calm and she helped "Cloak & Dagger" giving them a home. An agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. has to be highly intelligent and skilled, once her car got stolen and she gave the thief and the ones who bought it an extremely harsh lesson.


37. DEATHSTROKE: Robin's hatred toward him in "Teen Titans" animated series & his role in "Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe" placed him in such a high position


38. KURT WAGNER/NIGHTCRAWLER: He looks sort of like a devil but he's a priest, I don't follow priests teachings though. His skill of teleportation is a dream ability (but we don't want to leave the scent of brimstone/sulfur behind us like he does). In videogames he's a master selectable character, play using him and there shall be no more than joy.

39. SHANG-CHI: Who doesn't like "Martial Arts" specialists? I know myself as a big fan of such skills (though I don't have any of them) I like Shang. One must respect the elders but if they are evil especially if they are your parents you can't ignore their evil deeds to not to betray your blood, Shang-Chi knows this fact by instinct so he followed. He also resembles "Liu Kang" from "Mortal Kombat", boy do I love that game series.

40. SON GOKU: He's funny how he scares people with how much he eats. Since I first watched Dragonball I admired him as a character

TOP 50 COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS: 7/10

31. JOHNNY STORM/THE HUMAN TORCH: With so many Marvel characters in my list one might say I'm biased toward Marvel, but I have to say Marvel Comics are the easiest for me to reach my hands to so go easy on me.

32. VEGETA: The tough guy in Dragonball series who you never see with his eyebrows in normal position. Simply this is my reason. A long while has passed without me having my share of Dragonball, I wonder if he still calls Goku by his original name "Kakaroute"? Goku's brother looks much more like a long haired Vegeta than he resembles Goku, maybe Goku & Vegeta are brothers?

33. DANNY RAND/IRONFIST: I don't know about him enough, but he does have cool abilities and his costume is "giggles": There is absolutely "giggles"nothing funny"giggles" about his costume.


34. NIGHTWING: Former sidekick of Batman, the original Robin before he turns indepindent and starts his own alter ego taught to him be a story heard from Superman


35. BIZZARO: The infamous defunct clone of Superman (I hope he wasn't the source of inspiration for the garbage known as "Clone Saga" in the Spider-Verse). He is funny, just read his origin in http://www.dccomics.com and you will have at least one perfectly enough reason to adore him

TOP 50 COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS: 6/10


26. BLACK PANTHER: King T'Challa of Wakanda is a hero who wears the garb of a one of my favorite felines, I loved panthers ever since Bagera from Disney's "Jungle Book". T'Challa is a king one feels the need to respect and an ambassador of Wakanda to other countries. His garb isn't the regular super-people tight's, this actually is the official royal uniform. His combat skills are very impressive, I didn't see him fight "Silver Surfer" but I heard he gave him such a basting he defeated him with ease.27. ICEMAN: Like Spider-Man; I got my introduction to this wonder-dude through the fabulous "Spider-Man & his Amazing Friends", his interaction with "Peter Parker" is a great fun and his ability to make such an ice-bridge they even used for Sub-Zero from "Mortal Kombat" is spectacularly great.


28. MOON KNIGHT: "Marc Spectre"; formerly a professional mercenary redeeming his dark side, "Jake Longly" a taxi driver and several other aliases are used by him to cover his tracks. Moon Knight is sort of like Batman for gizmos, money & detective skills but in other territories they are far too different. Every story he guest stars in is easily a masterpiece.

29. THE PUNISHER: "Frank Castle"; he gets insanely out of control at some points but most of the times this ant-hero is what the justice system in so many societies lacks: "STRICTNESS". But I don't encourage any person to be a fool and do as this dude does.


30. IRON MAN: Before I heard the movie is an excellent one I wasn't really interested in any superhero comics aside from Spider-Man to collect his entire series (DeadPool came before I.M, but shellhead is the absolute boost). Hearing good news, reading good reviews, checking how the movie had high ratings convinced me to start reading his comic book series as a collector. The thing I like most about "Iron Man" is his brain ability to create such a small and multifunctional powerful armor, what amazes me even more is to see that he actually over-ruled the tyrant holding him orders and worked on a something aiding his ailed heart condition and help him escape captivity. If it wasn't for him; the Avengers might have had a mobile headquarters or a gathering in S.H.I.E.L.D.

Tuesday, 12 May 2009

TOP 50 COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS: 5/10

21. Dr. OCTOPUS: Originally known as "Doctor Otto Gunther Octavius" (in the comics world, not to comics readers). Like most villains this guy has to have a sob story (I'm not just talking about why he turned to a villain), but his is actually the best I found in "Earth 616"; "The arrogant jerk scientist who doesn't like anyone else to touch his work so he create four unique assistants, but an unfortunate accident infused his tentacles to his body and created an alteration in his mind creating a villainous mind"

His Ultimate (Earth 1610) origin is a great one too: "An industrial spy for "Justin Hammer" on "Norman Osbourn", Osbourn's experiment injured the spy in an explosion severely in sight & upper part of the body and infused his arms to him. Believing his original employer cheated him he went on a vengeance rampage against Hammer"


22. THE JOKER: "Jack Napier" had an optional swim (not) in a chemical vat and turned completely white pale with red lips, he finds Batman to be his major sport and he enjoys tormenting him with a smile on his face (Get the Joke? A punch for the punchline).


23. EUGENE/FLASH THOMPSON: Highschool's worst nightmare turns to be the best peer "Peter Parker" ever met. Flash earns his place because I really have close friends like him who used to bully me before befriending me.

24. THE LEADER: Because I saw him in the 80s Hulk cartoon, nothing more. And he looks ugly after his head goes poofier

25. ZORRO: A skilled swordsman and a pirate hunter before joining "Monkey D. Luffy" pirate crew. If he get's heavily injured but he still fights with same skill and ability. You mess with him and you'll be sorry. He's from One Piece