Thursday, 23 July 2009

GREEN "SPAWN" LANTERN

I just could not pass this one, look at Hal's cape and stance like those of Spawn (Todd McFarlane's character)

SUPERHEROES STARTED AS TEENAGERS

I don't mean sidekicks, and not even started as sidekicks then became superheroes, I mean those who started as superheroes in their teens and I shall get non newer than those who I know appeared in the sixties.

1. Star Spangled Kid/Sylvester Pemberton (DC Comics): The original Star-Spangled Kid was Sylvester Pemberton, a Golden Age character. He became the Star-Spangled Kid in order to battle Nazi spies and fifth columnists during World War II. He was unique in that he was a kid superhero who operated with an adult sidekick, Stripesy a.k.a. Pat Dugan (he sort of looks like Sandman/FlintMarko/William Baker/Sylvester Mann). Both he and Dugan were superb acrobats along with having sufficient training in hand-to-hand combat. They devised a series of acrobatic maneuvers that allowed them to build upon one another's strengths, the Kid's agility and Dugan's strength. They also built the Star Rocket Racer, a bubble-topped limousine with the functions of a rocket and helicopter.

This image is for Sylvester after growing-up and becoming the superhero Starman.






2. Captain America/Steve Rogers: According to "Ed Brubaker" in "Captain America 601". He wanted to become a soldier but wasn't fit, then he underwent the transformation by the superhero serum when he was eighteen years old. Eight-Teen





3. Johnny Storm/The Human Torch: Started as a member of a team of grown ups, not just a simple sidekick (Stan Lee sure loves to have his heroes start in a young age, at least not all of them started like that) but a very important and efficient team member. He even had his solo adventures back then.


4. Spider-Man: This one is unique for being the first teenage solo superhero, not a sidekick, not a team player and didn't look for help in his fights, even when he got help offered to him he often rejects it because his fights with super villains are personal.





5. Original X-Men by Lee & Kirby: X-Men started as five teenagers in an academy being run by "Professor Charles Xavier". Leader comes first so: Cyclopse, Jean Grey(the infamous phoenix, she will soon be resurrected be sure of that, or maybe any time within the next ten years if she isn't right now) Beast, Angel & Iceman

Monday, 20 July 2009

THE WORST STORY OF THE YEAR 2009

American Son: A 5 parts story consisting of Amazing Spider-Man #595-599

This is the cover of Amazing Spider-Man #599, the man in the armour based on "Anthony Edward Stark/Iron Man" technology is none other than "Norman Osbourn". The dude in front of him is wearing the armor of the project "American Son"

Part 1 & 2 are quite fun, the rest is utter garbage of a story about a conflict between "Norman Osbourn" and his son Harry.

*Chapter 1 (ASM 595):

Harry and Peter are in central park, Harry talks Peter into mingling with ladies to go steady, it doesn't go well for Pete. Harry sees his fathers jet and is angry.

In the "Front Line" office Peter is talking the staff about making a story of Norman's crimes, too bad for Peter that currently they can't stick anything to him.

Spidey has a chat with Wolverine requiring help to get Norman out of office then says he wants to kill him, Logan tells Spider-Man there is a difference between taking a man out of office and killing him. A joke comes during the chat about former president "George Bush jr"

At a dinner party in Mayor Jameson home Peter and J.J jr are to have a picture together (Peter has to make fun of them being future brothers since "J. Jonah Jameson sr"/"Jay Jameson" & "May Reilly Parker" are to unite at wedding). The Final guest "Norman Osbourn" arrives because he heard his son will be there and he wants Harry to join him.

Norman is in his limo with "Hand" all of a sudden Spider-Man ripps the cars roof and pulls Norman high in the sky and have a bloody chat (by every single letter) with Norman about leaving young Harry.

In his home; Harry meets his ex and learns she's pregnant with his son, Harry promises good for his ex and his spawn.

*Chapter 2-5:

Spider-Man fights Gargan to take his place to get Harry out of Norms building dressed as Venom, has a fight with Wolverine's son and wins, Norman asks Harry if this guy is Venom or Spider-Man and Spider-Man is unfortunate to have an honest Harry making his thighs bleed and gets shot in the head making him all tied up.

Garbage, Garbage, Garbage......I can't bare to explain the rest because it is pure garbage.

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Saturday, 18 July 2009

ASTONISHING IRON MAN

We thank our friend "Martian Invader" from the toonzone boards

Friday, 17 July 2009

SPIDER-MAN & IRONMAN; SIMILARITIES


Inspired by the thread of "Who of these two do you find better?". And since I really really enjoyed "Iron Man" comics after the good reputation his film earned I decided to make this entry.

*Both of them were created by "Stan Lee", both were sketched by:
  • Donny Heck
  • Steve Ditko
  • John Romita jr (in the early 80s shortly after..)
  • Keith Polard
  • Herb Trimpe
  • Jack Kirby (He didn't just draw Spider-Man on covers)
  • Mark Bagley
  • Salvador Larroca
  • & others
*Both had these writers working on them (not just in writing, in editing as well):
  • Gerry Conway
  • David Michilinie
  • Denny O'Neil
  • Matt Fraction
  • & others

*They both became superheroes by accident: Spider-Man got bit by a radioactive spider that gave him his amazingly extraordinary powers. "Iron Man" got a shrapnel near his heart and his chest-plate helped him be freed.

*Both lost a very important man in their life: Spider-Man became arrogant and the burglar he didn't stop killed his uncle. In capture Dr. Yensin (the man who helped "Anthony Edward Stark" escape) died by bullets

*Both have the color RED very important in their wear: Almost every "Iron Man" is half red. Spider-Man's original costume is the famous red 'n blue

*Both made skin tight uniforms on their exact fit and neither of them is a good knitter

*Both of them loved the big man's main secretary, but the secretary married another friend of him in the same company, now the husband of each of these two women is dead, each of them fought the secretary husband.
  • "Tony Stark" loved his -now again- secretary but she married his former driver "Happy Hogan", Happy turned more than once to a monstorous "Freak" & "Iron Man" fought him. Happy was in the hospital lying last before Pepper pulled the plug on him
  • "Peter Parker loved his boss Secretary "Elizabeth 'Betty' Brant", Betty married reporter "Ned Leeds" who got brain washed by "Roderick Kingsley" the original Hobgoblin to pose as him. Spidey fought Ned, Ned is by soldiers of the Foreigner (as showed in Spider-Man vs Wolverine, later revealed Kingsley killed his substitute man)
*Both of them carry the "Guilt & Responsibility" characterastic

*Both of them decided more than once to let go of their alter-egos, but out of their hands circumstances made them turn back on that choice every time

*Both of them lost a girl they fell in love with by a menace in green. Tony lost "Janice Cord" by the hands of "Titanium Man". Spider-Man lost "Gwen Stacy" by the "Green Goblin"

*If one of them gets angry for the sake of a loved one, they go on rampages against the villains responsible

*Tony almost married "Marriane Rodgers", Peter almost married "Gwen Stacy". Both two chicks have a long blond hair

*Both of them have a black uniform. Tony has his stealth armor & Spidey has his famous black suit

*Each one of them fell in love with a red-headed babe who learned his secret identity on her own. Tony loved "Bethany Cabe". Peter loved "Mary Jane Watson"

*They both fell in love with danger loving women. Tony loved "Whitney Frost" who after an accident that scarred her face wore a golden mask and became "Madame Masque". Spider-Man loved "Felicia Hardy/Black Cat"

*Both of them have adventures with these three:
  • Captain America
  • DareDevil
  • "Johnny Storm/The Human Torch" & the "Fantastic Four"
*They both fought symbiotes (so did most of the Marvel superheroes)

*Both of them fought their best friends when they turned psycho.
  • After "Jim Rhodes" wore the "Iron Man" armor when Tony was drinking himself out, he started feeling heavy headaches that turned him berserk. Tony made a simple armor to stop Jim's rampage
  • Peter fought his friend "Harry Osbourn" in two events; once when he was after the effect of the pills believing himself the "Green Goblin". There was the time when Normans ghost haunted Harry and drove him to the brink after the stress of being in the Goblin Guise for a while
*Both of them were tricked to fight Namor the Sub-Mariner but teamed up with him in the end

Thursday, 16 July 2009

THE MANY ARMOURS OF IRON MAN

These are at least some of them


Silver Centurion: This armor was built by persuasion of Hawkeye the leader of the "West Cost Avengers" back then. Anthony dons the armor after his buddy "Morly Erwin" dies by a gift package from "Obidiah Stane" to there dome of "Circuits Maximus"








Under-Sea Armor: Searching for a canister of gas among the rubble of the long wrecked ship "TITANIC"; "Iron Man" dons this armor to be able to hold in a very deep with high pressure ocean.









During the Stark wars the "Silver Centurion" was destroyed, this is a much more powerful armor that helped Tony defeat the rogue that destroyed his previous armor










The most famous armor donned by "Iron Man" the longest time









Modular Armor: Created in "Invincible Iron Man #300". This is the armor that got animated in the 90s Marvel cartoons and Capcom video games










Remote Controlled Armor













Space armor II










Arctic Armor









Hulk Buster

JOHN ROMITA FAN CLUB, ANOTHER SHIRT

I posted earlier about a "John Romita jr" fan club shirt worn by "Cassie Lang", the daughter of the second "Ant Man"

Here's another one from "Iron Man #249", art by "Bob Layton"

Tuesday, 14 July 2009

ABURAME SHINO, BASED ON ANT-MAN?

"Aburame Shino", from the Aburame clan in Konoha, the clan of people controlling insects.
Once in the "Chuunin Exam" he placed some of his insects in Zako's/Zak's repulsors (a guy from Orochimaru's sound village) and defeated him with that strategy.
Do you suppose he is based on Ant-Man?

Ant-Man orders flying aunts to enter the choppers engine to stop it and foil the escape of one of the guys who tried TO BLOW "Anthony Stark" return press conference in "Iron Man #233".
The one in that issue is the second "Aunt Man"/"Scott Lang" not the first one "Henry Pym"/"Yellow Jacket"

Thursday, 2 July 2009

IRON RHODEY


When Jim Rhodes was freshly an "Iron Man" due to "Anthony Stark" drinking problem. This guy with glasses is named "Erwin", he died in "Iron Man #199" by a missile from "Obidiah Stane".

This art by "Luke McDonel" is after "Stane/The Iron Monger" buys the whole Stark International from the drunken Stark

RYU?


This is a piece of art by Udon from Agent X #013, this guy with tears from his eyes and blue hair looks sort of like Ryu from "Street Fighter" series. Do you suppose this Udon guy did art for "Street Fighter"?

ALWAYS WATCH WHERE YOU STEP

Or in the case of these two girls (the daughters of the original Tarantula & a jumping someone) watch where you jump or you fall.AGENTX #006. Art by Udon

You need to think well even if you are an amateur, does thee nay agree?

Wednesday, 1 July 2009

WHAT MAKES NORMAN THE ARCH-FOE

The question "Who is Spider-Man' arch Nemesis?" and the answer "More than two" are getting too old and senseless because it got way too obvious that "Norman Osbourn/The Original Green Goblin" is his arch-foe.

Since the day he started the Goblin made clever plots to smack Spidey to the ground, and wanted to seize control over crime in town to be the "Kingpin of crime" but his plans were always foiled by Spider-Man, this is why the Goblin remained hidden planning for his ultimate revenge.

The did not show the Goblins method of conviction to get the thugs use the bomb with the special formula that defunct Peter's spider-sense. The Goblin followed Spider-Man from a distance, learned so many information about him the fought him in the yard of his sick aunts and dragged him all the way to one of Osbourns warehouses revealing himself and have a fight ending with Norman forgetting the Goblin.

After seeing a slide show on Spider-Man & the Goblin Norman regained his memory and went to strike "May Parker", one of the Goblins gadgets made Spider-Man drows in fear and hallucinations

After getting back as the Goblin once again; he made attacks Peter in his apartment, throws a bomb of gas that made Spider-Man lose his ability to stick to walls when Harry was a drug addic, Spider-Man is forced to pull punches against his friends father, & Norman secretly had sex with Gwen making her pregnant with twins she give birth to in France before killing her and getting severly wounded with wounds he recuperates from later.

In his hideout in France Norman raised his twins making them believe they are Peters kids & made them despise him for abandoning their mother and allowing Spider-Man to kill her.

Harry Osbourn, and others after him; "Dr. Bart Hamilton", "Roderick Kingsley", "Jason Philip Macendale", followed Norman's footsteps and became Goblins while Norman was away in hiding.

The clone mess started by "Professor Miles Warren/The Jackal" was also a mess done by Norman to make Spider-Man insane and it did make him doubt how genuine he is for months.

"May Reilly Parker" was kidnapped and replaced by a genetically altered actress to resemble the original, she died and Peter grieved on her death for a while to be arrested for a murder committed by his un-cloned clone Kaine (I didn't read the clone saga, don't ask me how it happened)

Peter get exonerated eventually, Norman forced the Bugle out of Jameson to be owned by him. Not only that but he also talks on TV against Spider-Man turning the public against him worse than the way Jonah Jameson turned people against the wall-crawling masked menace.

As the "Green Goblin"; Norman talks on TV about the death of "Gwen Stacy" sounding a poor innocent man and Spider-Man is the actual murderous idiot.

Eugene "Flash" Thompson gets filled by the booze he wants to clean his blood from and is placed in a driven truck hitting the wall of his old school.

In prison; one guard asked Norman for a favor to save his sick wife only to have her condition worse, Norman told Spider-Man the story and planned for twelve sinister foes of Spider-Man to kill him after Spider-Man himself release Norman from prison directly.

Now Norman is seen as a patriotic national hero leading the Thunderbolts, and Spider-Man unregistered, wanted, and chased away by his internationally powerful foe

Sunday, 28 June 2009

TASKMASTER MINISERIES

Taskmaster is one of my favorite villains, mostly since Udon & Ken worked on him back in 2002, before it I saw him once in ASM #308 and I saw him a nonsense idiot ripping the "Red Skull" face gear, his mini-series and appearances in Deadpool to save the life of Wade and his role in "Agent X" miniseries made me enjoy him alot.


In "Las Vegas" Taskmaster helped one of his friends -a casino owner- to stop a gambler who wins way too much for the likeness of Casino owners, after his job ends he helps a girl "Sandi Brandenburg" there to win 3 rounds of sevens before coming home.
On his E-Mail Taskmaster recieved a job offere from Sunset-Bain; a rival of "Anthony Stark". Taskmaster did the job she aquired him to do but because he knew her reasons for the job she betrayed him of his money for drugs, a gun & a set-up to be arrested by rotten cops




After escaping the trap; he saw remembers he shouldn't get cocky or he'll see more of his blood flying around.
Since Sunset betrayed him he decided to teach her a lesson and set-up a rival Chinese gang and caused war between them by posing as their Kingpins right-hand man.
Sandi arrived to New-York and he had dinner with her on the beautiful view of one of Baines places blowing up.




While being punished by Uncle Lo; his right hand man was saved by a guy by showing Big man Lo footage of Taskmaster drugging that guy the night he gave order to attack Baine.
The gang had a truce with Baine and raided Taskmasters apartment shooting Sandi & knocking Taskmaster unconscience and drowning him, this is/was their last mistake




Taskmaster doesn't drown, he escapes a possible watery grave and teaches those who threw him a lesson then he watches some Martial arts movies in a Motel before striking back at his attackers, his photographic reflexes helps him do the moves by just viewing them.
In Sunsets building a mess of a massacre happens, her personal bodyguard almost dies and she leaves town.

DAREDEVIL FACES TRIAL

I saw it in the figure of a "soft cover trade paperback" (with no issue covers) and I couldn't find the issues on a single until I browsed the internet today and saw it is in some issues of volume two during the era of the "Marvel Knights" publication.

Written By "Bob Gale" & "Brian Michael Bendis", I don't know who did the art but it looks very good.

Spider-Man has a huge role in that story and it made me enjoy it even more than for just being a DareDevil story

Friday, 26 June 2009

BATMAN ANNUAL 1985

A hard cover book containing two Batman stories & one "Batman: The Brave & the Bold" story.

1. BATMAN: THE BRAVE & THE BOLD: "Oliver Queen/Green Arrow" comes to Gotham and helps Batman save a rich man named "Mellor" living in a castle.
Arrow does a performance in a costume ball to entertain a drugged Mellor with his "Robin Hood" act. After the finish of Arrow's act he sneaks out of a window and witnesses "Black Canary" being burned, but he discovers she's a robotic trap set by "The Penguin" to catch him.
The bow is broken by Penguins goon to the eyes of a conscience "Green Arrow", Penguin shows his captive the real "Mellor" and his robotic counterpart then takes the robot out.
"Green Arrow" escapes his straps and punches Penguins henchman saving the real "Mr. Mellor" then he saves a Batman who got tricked the same way he was by a "Robotic Robin", the duo foils Penguin's plan and the police arrest Penguin and his gang.

My review is bad, but the story is great:
Art: 5/5
Plot: 4/5
Script: 5/5
Characters: 5/5
In general: 4.75/5

2. BATMAN: THE SNOWMAN
*Script By Gerry Conway (the one who wrote the famous story: "The Night When Gwen Stacy Died")
*Art By .....
A series of roberies occur in "Gotham City" by a Snowman (he freezes his victims to death, tops them in ice like Sub-Zero does in "Mortal Kombat"). "Bruce Wayne" made a party and one of his guests is a skiir with olypic skiing medals, his shoe bottom was on ice and that made Batman decide to investigate the apartment of the olympic champion, from there Batman took a diary he read in his private penthouse, the diary reveals the skiing champ past and helps Batman defeat him when he learns the next location and causes an accidental death.

Art: 5/5
Plot: 3/5
Script: 2.5/5
Characters: 3/5
In general: 3.38/5

A woman from an expedition have SEX with a yeti that saved her not knowing that he's not human until later and she goes insane. Home in the US she dies and her half human/half yeti son is born. BAAAH

3. BATMAN: A JOKER STORY:
Joker tries to build a monument of himself, but Batman smiles a creepy smile in the end at Joker. You can't not laugh at that, can you?
Script BY: Gerry Conway
Art By: .......

Art: 5/5
Plot:5/5
Script: 5/5
Characters: 5/5
In general: 5/5

Issue general rating: 4.4/5

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Tuesday, 23 June 2009

MARVEL CELEBRATES NUMBER 600

THOR #600

INCREDIBLE HULK #600

CAPTAIN AMERICA #600

AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #600: ALEX ROSS VARIANT

AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #600: JOHN ROMITA jr VARIANT

There is as well the Quesada variant for ASM, and there are supposed to be covers for Avengers & DareDevil #600 as well. Haven't seen a cover of #600 for any other title

Monday, 15 June 2009

DOES ANYONE HATE SUPERHEROES?

*I heard some people saying they do not like the superhero genre, but do you believe such words?

**My answer is: I absolutely do not believe this to be a fact, it is just a saying that has no base on any level. Please read my explanation:

There are so many people enjoy reading both Marvel & DC comics like my father & me, there are some people who believe Marvel comics are fantastic and DC comics sucks & vise versa those who believe DC to be awesome & Marvel is looked down upon by them as trash, there are those who like nothing from any of these and they don't even like image superheroes and they base on such thinking that "Superheroes are boring".

I don't believe this sentiment because the same people enjoy such things as "Harry Potter"(Dr. Strange: Sorcerer Surpreme is an example of magic in superheroes, to understand that the choice of HP isn't out of context). There are those who enjoy 'TRANSFORMERS': Super giant bots changing appearance and function and fighting to defend the good they believe in.

There are also those who enjoy such television series as "Buffy the Vampire Slayer", "Angel", "Heroes" & other kinds of superheroes television series, these series are about people with superhuman abilities defending their home against evil people & forces.

Other examples are in animes: Naruto, Bleach, Dragon Ball series, Onepiece & other sorts of animes. People hate superhero comics saying superhero genre is 'MEH' but they enjoy these animes.

See why I don't believe those who say such words? No matter how those who say so believe themselves they always enjoy things of such caliber.

Monday, 8 June 2009

MARVEL vs DC

Is Marvel better than DC? I mean in comics, characters, locations, as idols or victims, realistic or less realistic, whatever else of differences can be found.

Marvel comics basis their characters to be closer to reality so people would relate to them, give them real issues, place them in real locations mostly (except for Dr. Doom who is Latverian, there is no Latveria) "New York".

What kind of issues found in Marvel?

*Spider-Man is a main example: He is meant to be closer to human levels even with his powers, he must have real human issues (and don't put the Mephisto remark here, please) like girl troubles (I never saw the GF/BF thing anything but troublesome, specially between teenagers trying to lie or do things to impress the girls), money problems, seen as someone who cares for his own benifit more than others even if he has to place other peoples life in danger and pretend to save them just to be liked.

*The Mutants race is another example: Being different means scary, people look at them and act as if they are around monsters instead of humans with altered genes. Generally people are stupid (I don't seclude myself, I mean every human walking on the face of the planet no matter how high is his/her I.Q level). Guys like Wolverine are used as experiment subjects and want them controlled to make sure they don't rebel (they won't rebel if you don't hurt them).

*Ironman is idolized as an avenger, or at least he was: A weapon maker is sure to get caught by a weapon either if he/she designed it or not, he is an example on that. Also stress leads some to have alcohol addiction (why does some people turn their grief to the magic of the bottle with the disgusting drink? Islam forbids it for reasons but those who drinks it hardly look that way). He lost his friends sometimes, had arguments and fights with them, patched things up, ok.

Just now Marvel have an excessive amount of problems for their characters, I like stories about people with problems as long as they're fictional, they are more enjoyable to me and that makes "Marvel comics" more appealing to me. Marvel haters are weirdoes especially Spider-Man haters.

DC Universe didn't give their characters these many troubles, they started as making their heroes idolized instead of making their heroes (in their heroes form) troubled or hated, but they learned from Marvel and gave their characters some troubles to work with but not as excessivly as Marvel does

DC characters all live in fictional towns and cities, Batman has liberty island close to Gotham so we know Gotham is actually Manhattan with a different name and some difference in features, Times-Square is still there.
I think DC comics haters are weirdos to, especially ones who hate Batman
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Now I like both companies, they're all about superheroes so I don't really find any reason to hate either companies. Why the heck does some like a company and hate the other anyway? Most of the people who worked on DC worked on Marvel and the other way around:
*Grant Morrison*Alan Moore*Len Wein*Marv Wolfman*Roger Stern*Dan Jurgens*Chuck Dixon*Kurt Busiek*Mark Bagley*.........

ART BY A GREAT MAN

I searched on wikipedia about "Hal Jordan" and I learned about the great artist "Ethan Van Sciver". It is cruelty to not look at such great work and give a 'meh' or ignore such great work.

Saturday, 30 May 2009

KING DEADPOOL'S SERIES OF RANDOM WISDOMS: WSIDOM 1

Look at his royalty sitting and in control, isn't he someone you must take psychopathic advices from? Every now & then his majesty will come with a valubale random peace of advice you are obligated to obey psychotically (the only thing he is organised in is his missions) starting from today. Todays wisdom is:
"Close your eyes & keep spinning in circles around yourself shouting "OOOGAA BOOOGAAAA" repetitvely & you'll a have a respective audience observing you in a stray-jacket

Tuesday, 26 May 2009

MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE MANGAS/ANIMES

I gave you my favorite comic-book characters just soon before this, but I mainly give positives here

1. Detective Conan:
What can I say? I simply love detective comics
2. Eyeshield21: "Kobayakawa Sena" march as an "American Footballer" (as in he plays American Football since being a high-school freshman) is plain interesting & pure entertainment
3. Naruto: Up until we see the end of the "Naruto vs Sasuke" duel (I include with the main story some of the fillers)
4. Captain Tsubasa: Thay made so many animes on him, I know I just like them all
5. Samurai X (Ruroni Kenshin) the 1st OVA: It is so realistic, great animation and entertaining anime slicing
6. DragonBall GT (Not "Grand Turismo")
7. DragonBall Z
8. Death Note: Mainly for 'L'/"Ryuugai Heidaki" & "Kira"/"Yagami Light"
9. Hunter X Hunter
10. Full Metal Alchemist

11. Wild Striker: It is one of many animes based on Football (real football known as soccer)
12. Shaman King
13. Slam-Dunk

Monday, 25 May 2009

MEN IN TIGHTS

Every guy has a little friend that grows and shrinks, sometimes it feels good to be released from under the cover. Ever wondered how guys in tights hold up with the unsteady change of size???????

I shouldn't be ashamed cause it is a high resolutioned study in biology, no shame in knowledge; how can their gentials (penisis) comprehend with the tights during the change of size??????????

Saturday, 23 May 2009

SINCE O.M.D., RETCONS....

In Marvel they say nothing is retconned (or at least not much), but I'm back reading issues prior to O.M.Crap and here are my statments:

1. After Eugene/Flash Thompson woke from his long coma he hated the guts of "Puny Parker" once again, but they made him friends once again in the end of O.M.D

2. The bullet hole in May Parker's body

3. The powers of the other

4. The Organic Web-Shooters

5. Harry's death: In P.J's arc "Death in the Family" Harry was still in the grave, by that time his body is supposed to be eating by earthworms, but Quesada & group decided he should come alive again

6. Spider-Man transforming to a giant pregnant spider: This I'm sure they retconned since he uses his classic mechanical web-shooters

Sigh; I didn't talk about his identity or the marriage cause they say only these got retrconned. Hey Quesada; who do you think reads your comics to have this trick played on them? Infants?

ANSWERS ABOUT HIS MAJESTY.....

Today I give thyself the privilege of answering questions concerning his majesty "King Deadpool" as much as I can.

Q1. What is his real name?
A1. Jack, his last & middle names are unrevealed

Q2. I'm pretty sure his name is "Wade Wilson", why do some call him Jack like in the "Marvel Ultimate Alliance" website?
A2. Before he gets scarred & when he had hair & a mustache; his majesty was heavily injured and got healed & hosted by a nice couple of a man named "Wade Wilson", the real Wade & his adorable wife.

Q3. Why did he use his current name?
A3. He felt a lust for Wade's wife, he burned the house of the nice couple, killed the lady & left Mr. Wilson to be heavily injured

Q4. What happened to Wade?
A4. (Not the paper) He trained on black magic & mercenary works & became T-Ray, Deadpool's most hated foe

Q5. Why the heck does T-Ray put a plaster on his nose?
A5. Ask him, don't bother me

Q6. If Deadpool had a match against Spider-Man who is to win?
A6. I think they had, Deadpool is insane; he shall win in the area of jokes & insanity

Q7. Why didn't "Tom Cruise" play his role? Wade was once cursed to look like him & "Ryan Reynolds" gets the role?
A7. "Ryan Reynolds" plays funny, "Tom Cruise" is plain boring

Q8. WHY THE HECK DO YOU KEEP CALLING HIM HIS MAJESTY? HE IS NO MORE THAN A LOWLIFE MERCENARY SCUMBAG?
A8. Before you read about "Deadpool Incorporated" go read V#1 ish#37 of his majestic series to get the proper answer, to see his Royal Asgardian blood. Just look at him anyway, doesn't he look majestic enough to please your sore eyes?

Q9. V.1? What about the couple of series before this continuation?
A9. (this without doubt; is a tiny scrap of paper smaller than your pocket notebook) I never call a mini series a volume, it simply is no more than a short title to pocket in some extra cash and to make you wait a little less for newer stories

*Note: I (MAY, June, Juulyyyy) attach some royal images of his majesty soon enough, just be patient for as long as you can (I might die before posting the images, don't look up way too high)

To find answers for further question never hesitate to ask, but remember to always check this most Mjestic blog of laughter

Wednesday, 20 May 2009

OH MAN; AGAIN WITH THIS BULL

In the last page of Naruto chapter 447 Naruto does this common noblety hero mistake

"You're the villain, I hate you for destroying what/who I cherish the most but because I believe in good I won't kill you." Sure; take him as your prisoner where he can still kill everyone there or leave him and he can revive the bodies you killed and the body count rises once more.

I myself don't like killing, it isn't something my religion does not brohibt without perfectly good reasons like this Nagato guy here, but there are things we don't like and they are better than what we like.

So in the next chapter: "Nagato will attack once more?"

Wednesday, 13 May 2009

TOP 50 COMIC BOOK CHARACTERS: 10/10

46. EDWARD ELRIC: The older brother of two sons of "Huhenheim of Light", Edward doesn't like to be called short, if you do you'll laugh at what he does as anime character in anime, you don't want it to happen to you in reality.


47.GREEN ARROW: "Oliver Queen" is the earlier version of Hawkeye, appeared in the beginning of the silver age of comics

48. SHIN: The ace player for "Oujou White Knights" & the main rival of "Kubayakawa Sena", his plam hands are too strong he can't handle an electric device handed to him without breaking it. You see this man you find him training. He's never knows people through their faces; he recognizes one through body texture & movement. A modest and respecting gentelman ready to help you if you're in need (for a strong man & a fast runner)

49. TWO FACE: Former district attorney "Harvey Dent" is still a complex character with all his simplicity as a guy who makes his desicion by a coin flip.


50. UCHIHA SASUKE: Mostly when he is fighting Naruto. I believed he still has (or had) respect for his friends but he keeps it to himself until he decided to demolish Konoha.

I actually had an inspiration to do this list from various sites I found randomly and ignored later. Now that I'm through with my list I might think to find more or just ignore it, I finished 8/10 entries just today to finish this list. You can still view my unfinished list on VG characters